It started a few days before on Koh Phi Phi, an island off the western coast of Thailand. A friend invited me to go sea kayaking to Monkey Beach, a small stretch of beach inhabited by a troop of rather devious monkeys. Usually people bring food offerings for the monkey, however we didn’t get the memo. Luckily there were more than enough people who did to keep us entertained. The monkeys also accepted water bottles; we found this out when a large monkey took one of our water bottles
However, neither of them was the monkey who started my fiasco. The culprit was a small, adorable baby monkey. He had the biggest, begging eyes, and politely sat at my feet waiting for a drink out of my water bottle. I knelt down and gave the little guy a drink. After a few seconds out of the corner of my eye I see a larger monkey running towards us screaming.
Over the course of the next three days I did a total of 12 deep dives, and got my advanced open wate certificate. One of the biggest topics in my study material was decompression sickness; the most common physical manifestation is a skin rash. I have never been very good at buoyancy, in fact I’d say I was the worst on the boat.
Since I had only had minutes to prepare for my trip to Bangkok I didn’t get a chance to book a hostel. Once we arrived at the bus stop I set out to find what time the hostel a friend had recommended would open. I had opted not to buy a SIM card for my trip and there was no Wi-Fi around, so I went into a 7-11 to see if someone could help. It took a little while to communicate what I needed, but eventually one of the girls found that the hostel didn't open until 8:30 am, three hours away. It seemed as though it was a good time to head to the hospital. I had the man who was organizing the taxis to tell the driver to take me to the hospital. When we arrived at the hospital I paid and thanked the taxi man and headed inside. However, as soon as I walked in I knew he had taken me to the wrong one; this was not a hospital for a foreigner. The biggest issue was only two people spoke English, which was broken at best.
In good traveler form, I had the address of the hostel and two maps with it clearly marked. I dumped my stuff into first cab I flagged down. Once I got inside I gave him the address, problem was he didn't speak English. He also didn't read English, so he couldn't understand the map. I hauled my stuff out and flagged down another, same issue. By the third taxi I stopped putting my stuff in the back of the car. Finally I decided I should stop and figure out where I was. I went to a bus stop, unfolded my large map and started asking people where we were. It took four or five people to figure out where we were because they couldn't read the map either. Once they showed me where I was on the map it was clear that the first cab driver had in fact taken me to the wrong hospital. I was way up in the top right hand corner of the map and where I needed to go, where the tourists would be, was in the bottom left. A woman patiently tried to explain how I could get to my hostel using public transportation, but I graciously told her I would continue looking for another cab. I went to the entrance of a cancer treatment center to ask the guards if they could help me. The first directed me to a second, who then directed me back to the first. Right when I thought I had run out of ideas a woman called after me; she spoke English! I showed her where I wanted to go on my map, she hailed down a cab and gave him directions. I was finally on my way to the hostel, all thanks to a very kind woman who went out of her way to help.
The cab dropped me off near the hostel and I headed in. I walked in, exhausted but still greeted the guy at the front desk with a smile and told him I was looking for the cheapest room they had. Before he could respond the grumpy man next to him rudely informed me that they only had single private room which were three times the price I would pay for a bed in a dorm. I was so frustrated with how rude the one man had been that I didn't even want to ask for the Wi-Fi password. I walked down the street hoping to find a restaurant that I could get internet at. It was still only 8:30am so next to nothing was open. Luckily I found a hotel restaurant with a breakfast deal and Wi-Fi. I searched up a good looking hostel that was only a 15 minute walk away. However, the walk ended up being closer to 25 minutes because I was so exhausted and couldn’t walk very fast. The hostel had a bed, but it wouldn't be ready for another three hours, good enough for me. I plopped down in a chair to wait.
For the next day and a half I diligently put the calamine lotion on my arm and made sure not to scratch it. After I took a shower on the second day, I touched my arm for the first time and I realize just how raised the rash had become. I did the worst possible thing anyone can do when faced with an unknown medical issue: I went on Web MD. I freaked myself out and decided to go to the hospital again, a tourist one this time though.

A baby monkey takes a nibble on my leg. Scuba diving sends me into a panic. Cab drivers can't understand me. Calamine lotion makes a rash worse. The series of fiascos that ensued had such strange connections. Yet, that is one of the beauties of travel. You never know what to expect; you just need to expect the unexpected.
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